krowface | Baby's First Zombie Book

Soooooooooooooo...

Since I obviously can't seem to get it right in terms of trying to find a demand for all the good and noble things I try to do, I'm going to go with something else. I'm going to do the right thing where there's a demand for it.

Ridiculously enough, out of all the stupid shit I've done on the internet, the most popular has turned out to be a joke page I made about zombies on facebook.

On it I posted an image to a mock up of a cover to a fake children's book about zombies. Thinking nothing of it, I joked that I was in the process of writing it. Let's just say my inbox exploded with joy. And it looks like my mouth wrote a check for something. Now I need to make sure my ass can cash it.

Guess this is the first PUBLIC announcement of my intentions, but it's not the official word. The official word comes later with a press release, some art, and a way to pre-order copies.

My next book is a safety manual written for children about zombies.

The working title is "Why Did Mommy Shoot Daddy in the Head?", but that's only the working title. My goal is to write and illustrate the guide as if it was real and legitimate, even if the subject is fantastical and the concept is seriously just... pretty insane really. So keep your eyes out. Follow the tag "project: safe kids" to keep in the know.

Also, it's going to be a colouring book.