Writer's Block: Your 15 Minutes

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Funny enough, my sister once told me she wished there was a reality show about me.

I think she called it "Krowface and an apartment full of women he's banging" or something like that.

Basically it would be a story about a bunch of people living in house full of people I was f...

Well... you get it.

Anyways, all sorts of wacky stories about who's on top, who gets to finish, and the crazy sociopaths who find themselves underneath me.

Or something like that.

Ask her. She knows more about it than I do.

Writer's Block: Freaky Friday

Myself. Over and over again.


I would fuck every inch of myself until I passed out. And then wake up and do it again.


Then I'd probably fuck everything with a handle in my house, just like all of you girls do.

(DON'T LIE, I KNOW YOU DO IT.)

Yeah so really, it would be 24 hours of hedonistic self-love that would wear me out so hard I'd never want to be a woman ever again.

Except for those last few minutes. Cause I want to have a moment to think about all the wonderful things I learned.


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