Writer's Block: Freaky Friday

[krowface]

Myself. Over and over again.


I would fuck every inch of myself until I passed out. And then wake up and do it again.


Then I'd probably fuck everything with a handle in my house, just like all of you girls do.

(DON'T LIE, I KNOW YOU DO IT.)

Yeah so really, it would be 24 hours of hedonistic self-love that would wear me out so hard I'd never want to be a woman ever again.

Except for those last few minutes. Cause I want to have a moment to think about all the wonderful things I learned.


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Comments

[ir-g0d355.livejournal.com]

You should do more of these. It's really entertaining.