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[krowface]

Okay, I'd like to apologize to all the cam-whores out there. You know who you are, you stopped by and defended yourself with my anti-cam whore post. I mean, that's what you were doing right? I mentioned cam-whores, you believed I was talking about you, so you made sure to stop by and add your two cents.

Now of course if you weren't really a cam-whore, or your self-esteem was healthy enough, you never would've said anything, for the simple fact that you would've known it wasn't about you, so you wouldn't've cared.

(Speaking of... I love having opportunities to type the contraction of "would not have". Man, that's just cool looking isn't it?)

So anyways, a very good question came up few days latter from the naughty female goodness that is girlvinyl. She asked, in about as many words, "what is a camwhore?" You know what, that IS a very good question. As a matter of fact, during the course of the original debate (and i use the term debate in much the same way the lj community named after the concept uses it), the concept of a camwhore was questioned. Is it a whore with a camera? Is it a camera pointed at a whore? Does it really have to do with being a whore, or is it merely a derogatory term used to describe member of the lj "cam-whore" community?

Well, first of all, we need to find definitions for the term. I've seen some great sources out there. There was a site called "daign.org" that had a GREAT library of the who's and what's of camwhoredom, but unfortunately, that site is currently on a haitus. So I turned to another great font of general internet-culture knowledge. In case you do not recognize the name "maddox", he's the author of such fine articles such as "Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs? An objective analysis." and "PETA: preventing suffering as long as it's not too inconvenient (new hate mail)."

Well, according to his site, it's pretty easy to become a camwhore, as a matter of fact, it only takes five easy steps.

Here's a sample:

"Ever wanted to become a trashy internet cam whore, but you just don't know how? Tired of earning money for things the honest way? If you're shameless and conceited enough, then the exciting world of online prostitution may be for you. It's hard at first, but don't get discouraged. Being a cranky bitch and undressing yourself in front of a cam for middle-aged men isn't as easy as it seems, so here are five simple rules to keep in mind when becoming an internet cam whore: "

Another great resource for a successful camwhore career was point out to me by the sexy male goodness that is quasidan, and it's located at jenny-girl.net:

"Never go on cam without makeup. This reflects the high contrast comment in which you want everyone to think, although you're greasy teenage hormones cause zits, that your skin is utterly flawless. On live cam, this is a bit harder to achieve since photoshopping is virtually impossible. Makeup makes a very big difference. If you don't want to bother with makeup, we suggest you use The Half Face Pose, only putting makeup on the side of your face which will be blatantly visible to the fans. If you're going for the natural look, wear makeup. Skip eyeliner this round and go for a light shades of eyeshadow, lipstick and brown mascara. Remember, you're flawless.
"

So there you go, I really hope this clears things up. Some point soon we'll be opening up some discussion about shitty website designers who thing lj is the height of technology, how obesity is actually classified as an unhealthy disease, and how straight-edged living is just another way to say "I AM SHEEP".

Any questions?

Comments

[babytitmouse.livejournal.com]

I read your camwhore post

and all of the comments

i loved it

i'm adding you as a friend

[isabelle-guns.livejournal.com]

I will admit that the 5 easy steps were funny but about the wishlist thing, there is nothing wrong with having a wishlist. Fetal_femme had a wish list 'cause it was her birthday. Don't you hint your friends as to what you want for your birthday? Don't say you don't 'cause that would be lying. A wishlist is easier so one one would buy her the same thing. In fact if you look on chapters.ca or .com, there are thousands of people who have wishlists, some of them I am sure are models, does that make them a bad person? I do not think so. That is great that you have $$ and you like to get your own stuff...I am proud of you for that but don't go around shitting on someone when you know nothing behind why she had a wishlist. Please feel free to comment with your weak arguement, it amuses me.

[pigeonfarm.livejournal.com]

yes. having a wishlist makes a person both greedy AND stupid.

thanks for playing! the next show starts at 9. don't forget to tip your waitress.

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[isabelle-guns.livejournal.com]

You completely missed my point I was making but then again, that is not uncommon for you to do. How about you RE-READ my previous comment and try again replying. Also, I will be happy to explain to you again what I meant in case you can't figure it out.

So tell me, does this mean that all you're life, you have never asked for anything for your B-day? Or when asked given suggestions. If you deny it, I know that you're full of BS and if you actually ignore this question, it will prove that I am right.

Anyway, I am calling it quits, we will continue this later 'cause well. I like arguing with a pathetic person as yourself but I will give you credit for trying to make me feel bad about my site and weight. Obviously you know nothing about me and what makes me angry but I am sure that we are going to get to know each other a lot better and I can't wait.

Sleep tight Bitch.

[pigeonfarm.livejournal.com]

oh, and btw: there's a difference between hinting a gift to a friend for your B-day and OUTRIGHT MAKING A PUBLIC LIST.

you're an idiot. and i guess if there's one thing you've proven to all of us, is that you just can't smell your own shit when your head is up your ass.

oh well. you lose. again.

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[isabelle-guns.livejournal.com]

LOL, whatever, I have lost nothing and actually, a lot of people asked her what she wanted. Yet again, making and passing judgement on what you do not know, it seems to be your talent. Babe, a smart women like you acting all stupid like this, come on...do some research honey and come up with some valid arguements. BTW, your comebacks are really childish, perhaps some poetry would be nice next time.

[pigeonfarm.livejournal.com]

ok. obviously you're not done making yourself look retarded tonight. guess i'll have to make you done.
you bore me. show's over.

p.s. anyone who uses the phrase "LOL"... definately a waste of life. here's hoping you get raped by a roving band of unwashed mexican day labourers. then when the cops find your bloated corpse in a nearby trash can, they can say 'wow. she finally served a purpose.'

[damnitnicole]

Granted, I probably shouldn't talk, as I've done alt-modeling, and have a wishlist (I was bored one day,) but it really is generally considered tacky to present people with a list when asked what you want for a given occasion.

I come from the old school on that, I may very well not even have a bridal registry, I think it's uncouth.

[pigeonfarm.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU MUST BE JEALOUS HOW DARE YOU BACK UP WHAT I SAY WITH LOGIC?!?!?!

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[damnitnicole]

Aren't you being a little harsh?

[lollerskates.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he was being sarcastic.

OMG SO JEALOUS ^_^

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[damnitnicole]

*grins* Not an ljdrama follower, eh?

[malificati.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have Jc's babies.
*end statement*

[pigeonfarm.livejournal.com]

by 'have' them you mean 'eat' them, don't you?

[kattaryna.livejournal.com]

personally, i only like babies deep fried.

[sylphon.livejournal.com]

with duck sauce

[hello-kitschy.livejournal.com]

I love Maddox's page. The first article I read from him was where he talked about how many animals get killed by wheat and soybean combines. I used to date a self-righteous vegan, so I appreciated that article very much.

Love the camwhore page. He looks better than most of the camwhores out there, anyway.