May. 6th, 2010

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The stars lean down to kiss you,
And I lie awake I miss you,
Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere.
Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly,
But I'll miss your arms around me
I'll send a postcard to you dear,
Cause I wish you were here.

I'll watch the night turn light blue,
But it's not the same without you,
Because it takes two to whisper quietly,
The silence isn't so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad,
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.

I'll find repose in new ways,
Though I haven't slept in two days,
Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone.
But drenched in Vanilla twilight,
I'll sit on the front porch all night,
Waist deep in thought because when I think of you.

I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
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krowface: xenomorph in full lotus position (Default)
So I went ahead and posted my resume on Careerbuilder.com...

Here's my first response:

"After a review of your resume on Careerbuilder.com we feel you may be a great candidate for enlistment into the U.S. Army or Army Reserves.

There is no limit to the opportunities in the Army — so there’s no limit to what you can achieve. The Army strengthens you, and your future, with expert training in one of more than 150 different Active Duty jobs and over 120 in the Army Reserve. From working with computers to assisting physicians to fixing helicopters, there’s an Army job that’s right for you — providing the experience that will give you an edge..."


Dear Army Recruiter,

I heard Drill Sargents aren't allowed to curse anymore. Why would I want to fight along side a bunch of pussies?

Thanks,
Jason

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