Oh really....
May. 6th, 2010 05:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
krowfaceSo I went ahead and posted my resume on Careerbuilder.com...
Here's my first response:
"After a review of your resume on Careerbuilder.com we feel you may be a great candidate for enlistment into the U.S. Army or Army Reserves.
There is no limit to the opportunities in the Army — so there’s no limit to what you can achieve. The Army strengthens you, and your future, with expert training in one of more than 150 different Active Duty jobs and over 120 in the Army Reserve. From working with computers to assisting physicians to fixing helicopters, there’s an Army job that’s right for you — providing the experience that will give you an edge..."
Dear Army Recruiter,
I heard Drill Sargents aren't allowed to curse anymore. Why would I want to fight along side a bunch of pussies?
Thanks,
Jason
Here's my first response:
"After a review of your resume on Careerbuilder.com we feel you may be a great candidate for enlistment into the U.S. Army or Army Reserves.
There is no limit to the opportunities in the Army — so there’s no limit to what you can achieve. The Army strengthens you, and your future, with expert training in one of more than 150 different Active Duty jobs and over 120 in the Army Reserve. From working with computers to assisting physicians to fixing helicopters, there’s an Army job that’s right for you — providing the experience that will give you an edge..."
Dear Army Recruiter,
I heard Drill Sargents aren't allowed to curse anymore. Why would I want to fight along side a bunch of pussies?
Thanks,
Jason
