A Final Word on my Goddamned Ex

Being as my stupid fucking ex (i.e, rhaedde is playing the "he's full of shit" card (like all the others attempt to do at some point), let's play a game!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with...

TRUTH OR VILIFICATION*

(theme music plays...)

This is a game where a we take a list of statements, and we get to pick which is the truth and which is slanderous defamation. I'm going to post a series of statements. Read each of these statements carefully, and choose which is which. Ready? Set? Go!

(clock ticks...)

1. She cheated on me. Quite a few times. Usually with friends of mine. Usually premeditated. It was usually my friends who told me. After hearing for years she didn't "believe in cheating".

2. She broke into my apartment. She also broke into my car. She took things from me. Then she lamely attempted to give some of it back later in the year.

3. She has had unprotected sex with enough men in enough places she's not only a health risk to a full sub-culture, but she had *multiple* "pregnancy scares" in which she didn't know who the father was.

(buzzer sounds.)

Okay Allison, you're claiming I'm lying about you in order to "demonize" and "vilify" you so I can "feel better about myself"? Please feel free to point out what I've lied about. If you feel my assessment of your character is wrong, I'm open to correction. However you'll need to prove to me you're not a lying and thieving selfish little spoiled whore, so good luck. I think you'll need it.

Ask your "friends" for assistance if you need it.

Oh! Speaking of... Rumour has it I do this sort of thing to my other exes, let's bring up a quick bonus round! The clock is ticking, choose wisely.

1. In regards to my lame cunt ex from Wyoming; I worked two jobs to support her while she only worked 8 hours a week. I gave her a thousand dollars out of generousity to help her pay her bills only to have her file for bankruptcy a few weeks later. She stole things of mine, and later claimed it was her mother.

2. In regards to my ex in ohio: Your photoshop skills aren't as good as your ability to pack on weight. FYI; you're fooling no one.

Time's up! Please put down your pencils and post your results.

Audience, feel free to play along at home, we can compare scores.

*This is where I wish I had big obnoxious blinky text.