Denial's not just a river that flows through New Jersey.

Well when I take out the trash, do I say "I lost the garbage"?

Knew I made the right decision when the first response was a string of excuses, because my first response would've been apologies. 

Guess we're gonna go ahead and seal the deal by twisting things around a bit. Leave something out, put a few words together out of order. Be vague. Random accusations. As long as we can all agree "it's not my fault, it was his."

It used to be if I stood up for myself I was called a bully. Now it's called throwing a tantrum.

Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. 

Typical. Sad... but expected.