My tweets

• Sat, 19:16: I hear Human Centipede 3 is going to be a prequel. http://t.co/G6ArG0nH
• Sat, 19:45: I posted 2 photos on Facebook in the album "Serviceable Substitutes for Wit." http://t.co/jAto9y0d
• Sat, 20:01: beautilation: Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to … http://t.co/JiEEMzpX
• Sat, 20:31: Just because. This ones for you ladies. When you wake up in the morning. http://t.co/4fvufHmC
• Sun, 08:59: If you're wearing real 3d glasses frames in public, thanks. Most people don't so readily admit to being an idiot.... http://t.co/T097G31A