My tweets

• Wed, 13:59: Museum Day has been called on account of rain. So we're going to have a picnic in the living room, and then go to... http://t.co/l3KkEykh
• Wed, 14:11: oh shit son. http://t.co/YcmjKykr
• Wed, 18:15: Team Fortress 2: Mann vs. Machine is LIVE, Maggots! http://t.co/95TDx0vU
• Wed, 18:32: upworthy: Click for larger size. Since the 1996 presidential election, special interest money has increased 1… http://t.co/f7FqCyVr
• Wed, 18:36: “It’s actually necessary that America have a network reality show that pairs big, muscular soldiers with …” http://t.co/r0P2MvGp
• Wed, 18:56: Team Fortress 2 please download faster, GAAH. /me pulls out hair.
• Wed, 20:07: I posted a new photo to Facebook http://t.co/yHctgaRa
• Wed, 20:26: POD Candle http://t.co/q9P3pTb7
• Thu, 11:03: Holy shit. Some motherfuckers out there need a goddamned Valium. Or at least go for a walk once in a while.