Rumour has it I've jumped ship and I'm no longer on speaking terms with Facebook. Absolutely correct.
Facebook and I have been very bad for each other for the past few years, and the level of abuse has gotten so bad it's no longer acceptable. When it stops being fun, stop doing it. Facebook stopped being fun a long time ago. I could probably go on for a long time about why, but then I'd be still talking about Facebook after I left and that's a little lame.
I'm still around, don't worry. I'm just not there. Best way to contact me is through my website. E-mail is the absolutely best way to get my attention. There's a mailing list if you feel like you'd like a monthly/semi-monthly dose of what I'm doing with my life. Daily doses of snark can be had on my twitter.Thanks everyone! Keep in touch. :D