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My first memory is incredible. I think I became self aware that moment. And the first sensation was sound. I could hear my mother laughing with joy. 

I opened my eyes, and she was bouncing me on her knees. And the first thing I remember seeing is the face of my mother, as she laughs.

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Too lazy to dig up the wallpaper itself, so here's a screenshot.

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I demand the right to eat the heart of the mother of the man who is to kill me. Because if I'm going to be killed at the hands of a man, I want him to have that much conviction that what he's doing is the right thing. Then there is no doubt that I am being put down with complete justification.

And I will be okay with it.
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[Error: unknown template qotd]You are destined to love, your choice is in the details.
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My biggest pet peeve is the concept of pet peeves.

If it's a peeve, why is it your pet? Who does that?

Next up... I'll tell you how much I'm bigotted against bigots, and how much I hate hatred.
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The government.

I don't need to go into details, because you guys probably know exactly what I'm talking about.

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[Error: unknown template qotd]November 9th? I think I was getting ready for my birthday.

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Myself. Over and over again.

I would fuck every inch of myself until I passed out. And then wake up and do it again.

Then I'd probably fuck everything with a handle in my house, just like all of you girls do.


Yeah so really, it would be 24 hours of hedonistic self-love that would wear me out so hard I'd never want to be a woman ever again.

Except for those last few minutes. Cause I want to have a moment to think about all the wonderful things I learned.

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Funny enough, my sister once told me she wished there was a reality show about me.

I think she called it "Krowface and an apartment full of women he's banging" or something like that.

Basically it would be a story about a bunch of people living in house full of people I was f...

Well... you get it.

Anyways, all sorts of wacky stories about who's on top, who gets to finish, and the crazy sociopaths who find themselves underneath me.

Or something like that.

Ask her. She knows more about it than I do.
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Watership Down.
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It was so long ago, we have to be completely different people at this point, so what could be said?

"Thanks for love. Thanks for the heartbreak. Thanks for the memory."
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Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

November 2016



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